im bernie im 16 and patrick stump and jon richardson make me cry

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i live in greenock which is just outside glasgow and its full of overgrown emos and drug addicts and it has that permanent aroma of urine how lovely

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shows i like:

8 out of 10 cats,being human, the last leg, nevermind the buzzcocks, the mighty boosh, luxury comedy, doctor who, community, sherlock, teen wolf, derren brown, the vampire diaries, supernatural and idk theres lots i have way too much free time but i’m not really in any fandoms i just laugh at penis jokes 

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my favourite authors are  jrr tolkien,chuck palahniuk,stephen king and irvine welsh

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i legit don’t know what i’m doing with my life i don’t even want to go outside why can’t i be a fictional character like bilbo baggins he didnt need to get a job to stay alive his destiny was to go on an adventure with hot dwarves why i cant i do that why why why hwy this bullshIT

you can see my face here and complain/propose to me here

‘I’ve got this friend. He says the human condition, the human nature, ‘being human’ - is to be cold and alone. Like someone lost in the woods. It’s safe to say he’s a ‘glass-is-half-empty’ kind of guy. And I see nature differently. I see the ancient machinery of the world. Elegant and ferocious, neither good nor bad, it’s full of beautiful things, unspeakable things. The trick is to keep them hidden - until the right moment.’